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  Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash. Grays Harbor County sheriff’s Deputy Dave Pimentel (PIM’-en-tel) said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a [...]

IRVINE – A 57-year-old Costa Mesa man who had his hand severed by a Metrolink train two weeks ago was apparently hit by the same train again Tuesday morning, police said. His injuries are not believed to be life-threatening. Around 7:30 a.m., police and firefighters went to the Irvine Transportation Center after receiving a report [...]

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Man nominated for Darwin by DU FYI The man is thought to have constructed the backpack from a used automotive muffler, which he filled with gasoline and gunpowder, “trying to get a rocket-launch effect,” McCabe said. “He asked another person to light a wick and then began to sled down a hill. At some point [...]

THEIR “MALE” DOG…. The Dumbass is strong in this one. And he just is really, really, really messed up to even consider this a normal thing to do. Christopher Bagwell, 26, of Mannington, broke into a home on Wiley Street in Farmington on July 8 while the homeowner was at work, according to a friend [...]

Published: 9:00AM BST 30 Jun 2009 Nail clippers: ‘This is something we would advise men never to attempt,’ a medic said Photo: GETTY The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward. “This [...]

Phoenix man killed in gun-safety demo | www.azstarnet.com ® — Geez. A 26-year-old Phoenix man accidentally killed himself early Sunday while explaining gun safety to two Sierra Vista residents. Samuel Benally Jr. was at an apartment on West Tacoma Street when he said guns should be kept unloaded because people could point them at their [...]

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WKMG Orlando ORLANDO, Fla. — A recent survey that found some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy has prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state. The survey showed that Florida teens also believe that smoking [...]